mpreg sounds like a file extension
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
Im the 2nd person
I would do both
i chugged an entire bottle of Mountain Dew this morning to impress a girl and she loved it. she said, “wow, that was a colossal waste of my time, and you made me late for work again. i can’t believe i bothered to watch you do that for the fourth time this week. when are you going to get a job? you’re 34 years old”
what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license
white people in horror movies be like
A tattoo with an anchor saying ‘I refuse to sink’
a judgemental person that should respect other peoples choices!!!!!!!!!
A rabbit with bionic legs that has an incredible tolerance for alcohol
A big dad that scares other dads into eating bugs for fun
If you’ve ever played Legend of Zelda, You’ll understand.
Droog has all the ladies.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d